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Nov 4

how to make a Barack Obama avatar for Fallout 3:

1. sex, male

2. race, african american

3.  face

Start with preset #1.  don’t be deterred by how dark his skin is 
note: numbers given are to indicate number of clicks reading left to right

CUSTOMIZE MENU

I. SHAPE MENU:

general:
heavy/light - all the way light 
thin/wide - 6 clicks

forehead:
small/large - 82 clicks
tall/short - 13 clicks
tilt forward/back (parameter automatically adjusts others) - 20 clicks
brow:
high/low  (parameter automatically adjusts others) - all the way to the right 
up/down inner - 17 clicks (this parameter more than any other determines how sympathetic you want your obama to be.  we liked ours about 17 clicks from the left sympathetic.)
up/down outer - 90 clicks (this parameter more than any other determines if you want your obama to seem “surprised sympathetic” or “grave sympathetic.”  we prefer 90 clicks grave.)
eyes:
down/up - 37 clicks
small/large - all the way to the right
together/apart - all the way to the left

nose:  (note: perfecting obama’s nose is impossible.  we cannot perfectly duplicate the rounded tip of his nose, or the slight bump at the bridge.)
bridge depth - 21 clicks
down/up - 32 clicks
flat/pointed - 15 clicks
nostril tilt - 20 clicks
nostril wide/thin - 55 clicks
sellion height - 70 clicks
short long - 25 clicks

mouth: (note: like his nose, obama’s lip shape and proportions are difficult to duplicate. his
mouth is wide, yet his lips are thin, and his top and bottom lip are relatively the same size.
as you make your obama’s mouth larger, you’ll notice the lips also get larger. you’ll have to
settle for what works best for you.)

large/small - 10 clicks
underbite/overbite - 70 clicks

cheeks:
low/high - 2 clicks
shallow/pronounced - all the way to the right
concave/convex - 50 clicks
jaw:
retracted/jutting - 35 clicks
wide/thin - 80 clicks
slope high/low - 50 clicks
concave/convex - 10 clicks

chin:
forward/backward: 50 clicks
broad/recessed - 50 clicks
shallow/deep - all the way to the left
tall/short - 54 clicks

II. TONE MENU

shade: 3 clicks
flushed: 40 clicks
blue tint: 38 clicks
yellow tint: 70 clicks
eye sockets: 68 clicks
eyebrows: 45 clicks
eyeliner: 80 clicks
nose: 70 clicks
lips: 15 clicks
moustache: all the way to the left
cheeks: 83 clicks
beard: 40 clicks

III. EYE COLOR

dark brown

RANDOMIZE MENU - we did not use any randomization

4. hair

HAIR STYLE
buzzcut

HAIR COLOR
First we picked the preset “Chocolate” then we moved all the sliders to 0 (note: on this menu
do you get actual numerical values AND these sliders are on the RGB scale, so they go from
0 to 255, unlike all the other sliders you’ve been dealing with, which only go to 100.) (Another
note: this hair color does not reflect the salt and pepper look Obama has developed as of
11/03/08. This is the 2004 Democratic Convention era Obama. If you can figure out how to
do salt and pepper let us know).

FACIAL HAIR

We did not add any facial hair.

Note:  this isn’t a dead ringer for Barack Obama.  This is as closely as we could portray his likeness with the options we were given. 

Have fun bringing Change to the post-nuclear, apocalyptic Washington D.C. that is the setting for Fallout 3.


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