April 2009
2 posts
“I asked Aimee Mann today if anyone had ever told her that she has Mann boobs.”
– Blieden
to the fans of things blieden said:
blieden has moved to new york city to work as a writer/director on late night with jimmy fallon. though we are no longer roommates, we still keep in touch and we will continue to update the blog coast to coast.
the management
January 2009
7 posts
“I’ve been writing smut fiction on my cell phone only using predictive...”
– A text message from Blieden
“INT. MORGUE THEMED HOTEL - AFTERNOON
INT. TRIATHALON - NIGHT
EXT. PICNIC...”
– First Lines of Screenplays by Blieden
I was just getting a coffee and I overheard some business people talking and I as I walked by this woman said “…their tax forms..” and for a second I thought she said “Bear Attacks forms.” And my brain instantly accepted that there probably was such a form, and when someone is attacked by a bear at a state park, one of the rangers or park employees has to fill it...
“I just set a google alert for the phrase “Michael Blieden’s face is...”
– an E-mail from Blieden
“Erin and I were eating at the French place on Hillhurst and they really say bon...”
– an email from Blieden
“First movie that is actually a palindrome.”
– Blieden, on “The Mysterious Case of Benjamin Button”
November 2008
2 posts
“Have you put ‘dry t-shirt contest’ in the blog yet?”
– Blieden
how to make a Barack Obama avatar for Fallout 3:
1. sex, male
2. race, african american
3. face
Start with preset #1. don’t be deterred by how dark his skin is
note: numbers given are to indicate number of clicks reading left to right
CUSTOMIZE MENU
I. SHAPE MENU:
general:
heavy/light - all the way light
thin/wide - 6 clicks
forehead:
small/large - 82 clicks
tall/short - 13 clicks
tilt forward/back (parameter...
September 2008
8 posts
“Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful. Hate me because I’m...”
– Blieden
(Joel concludes a fucked up true story a friend told him)
Joel: I mean, what kind of a god would let two retarded twins have sex with each other?
Blieden (from the kitchen): A god who has a porn site.
Blieden, on this blog:
“This is going to be very handy for historians.”
Blieden, on the Emmys:
“Someone out there has named their child Entourage.”
“I’m trying to set the world record for longest...”
– Blieden, via gchat
“I just played a joke on Erin. I took her mace and secretly substituted it with a...”
– Blieden
“I am going to open up a topless club on the West Bank. It’s called...”
– Blieden
“I am starting a gossip column about myself. I already have the first issue: ...”
– Blieden